Akutou Version 1

sexy beer baby!

2008-08-16T03:30:49Z

Oh I had such a good rofl over this commercial. Yes, it is a commercial. Oh why oh why do we not have this on US TV? =D It would make daytime television so much more entertaining for us all! So Rara... do share your Sam Adams with a friend? ^_~

http://www.wimp.com/sexualbeer/

Cloverfield: review without spoilers

2008-02-11T01:33:58Z

So I'm going to do my best to not put any spoilers, except those relating to the filmography, which doesn't spoil shit, just tells you how stupid the director is. The title of this movie should really be "CLOVERFIELD: YOU WILL NEVER GET THOSE 2 HOURS AND 10 DOLLARS BACK"

This is the WORST movie I've ever seen. Period. I mean the worst. EVER. I want to VOMIT. Literally, not just figuratively. B Movies you expect to be bad. A horror movie with a real budget and good reviews you don't expect to suck furry monkey ass, but this one did it so much even the monkey got pissed. The entire theater was just irritation at the end. I've never seen more people sit through a bad movie, constantly expecting it to redeem itself in the end, which it never did.

No plot. No purpose. No hero. No monster. No film crew.

Yes, no film crew. Somehow, some IDIOT thought that despite the camera motion being the biggest complaint of Blair Witch Project, they were going to do it again. And they didn't include a free Dramamine with the cost of your ticket, the fuckers. I can't believe that that detail ESCAPED all the reviews we'd heard about it. Some fuckers seriously paid out some crazy cash for people to not leak that info, so that people would go, because I sure as fuck wouldn't have gone. Blair Witch made me sick as it was, but that movie was 10x better than this for scare factor alone. Not to mention with all the internet rumors going around, it really had people freaked out that this was real and something had happened. Here it was bad actors who didn't look even remotely scared.

The monster I won't go into it's crappy knock-offed-ness for those few suckers who still want to waste their money on a ticket. Though that makes you stupid for knowing better. I freaking want my 10 dollars back so bad. BUT, one thing that freaking pissed me off is that early on there was a cool ass giant tentacle teaser. We're all like "oooh! Squid monster? Octopus? Japanese anime alien porn?" Couldn't freaking wait to see the monster. Then we saw the monster. And somehow, the tentacle was no longer there. Like, WTF? The one potentially good thing was cut off by the army while instead of looking we were watching the street as the people cowered?

That's about half the movie. Looking at pavement. So if you're a HUGE fan of NYC asphalt, this movie is SO WORTH IT! I mean, you'll totally love it. And motion sickness, I mean, what's not to love?

I liked the end, for spoiler related reasons. I thought it nice and realistic. But the rest, shit. Utter shit.

Although one of the main chicks was Lauren. oO;;; Seriously, she's like totally Lauren's long-lost sister. Lauren-in-Japan Lauren for those who may have more than one Lauren. Dressed like her, looked like her, fiddled with her phone like her. It was rather uncanny. The chick in the middle.

http://www.everyeye.it/public/immagini/05022008/c_cloverfield%201.jpg

So Lauren, you should totally do your hair like that, because it did look wicked cute on her, so it would look wicked cute on you too. =D But don't go see the movie. Dear god don't.

I'm still nauseous from all that shitty camera running/bouncing/jouncing crap.

ROFL! Maxwell's Silver Hammer

2008-02-05T17:44:26Z

OMG I almost pissed myself laughing when this song came on the radio, about Maxwell the serial killer and his silver hammer coming down on people's heads. It was just so happy and upbeat and retro, and Maxwell is of course the lil 1 year old redhead we have at home, so I was just dying. So when I get home I start doing searches and this song is actually by THE BEATLES! Paul McCartney wrote and sang it! XD Then to make it even better, I found some web comic video type place that made a fan video for it! Everyone should go watch this, the laugh is so worth it! I'm just tickled pink by this song! When it loads, hit the big grey play button, and make sure you're not drinking any milk or coke at the time. =DDD

http://www.thefrown.com/flash/_episode/07/07/636.swf

akutou @ 2007-12-30T03:01:00

2007-12-30T08:01:38Z

boobie rant!

2007-11-27T18:59:40Z

I learned something rather interesting the other day. I was out shopping with my mother and we stopped at a real nice lingerie store for new bras, and this was one of those places which fits you and specializes in bras and just knows everything there is to know about them.

Well, I had been getting more and more annoyed with the growing number of smaller chested girls who were claiming to be much larger cup sizes than they obviously were. I mean, at one point a girl who was about half my boobage claimed to be the same size. Hello? No. Padding doesn't count.

Well we found out yesterday that those girls weren't really lying. According to the owner, cup sizes on the 32 and 34 sized bras have been shrinking, though the size remained the same, as some corporate move to "improve self image in young women" bull shit. I'm serious. Not a joke. Because of some stupid surveys that rated what women thought to be the best cup sizes and what not, manufacturers changed the bras without changing the sizes so that more women would have those "best" cup sizes and therefore have a happier self image, and not need breast augmentation surgery.

This was obviously thought up by men because it has to be one of the stupidest ideas I'd ever heard.

Geez, women don't have alphabet envy when it comes to our boobs! It's the bloody ACTUAL size that matters! Even if you tell a girl she's a C cup, she'll still know she's smaller than a handful, and that she can't do the daring swooped cleavage look when she wants to be sexy. She'll know she's small and she'll want to be bigger if she feels jealous of her bustier friends. END OF STORY. Now she'll just feel stupid when she says "oh I'm a C cup" and a girl twice her cleavage says "that's impossible because I'm a C cup"

Screwing with our heads by screwing with our clothing sizes is just so much more damaging to women's self image. I mean HELL! I went and tried on a bunch just to see... I'm a 36D, or a 34F! 3 bloody cup sizes! And all that for self image?? So now all you need to get your boobs "smaller" is to gain weight and have to wear a longer strap? I mean I had noticed that when I lost a lot of weight, even though I could SEE that my boobs were smaller, for some reason the size was the same, but I thought it was just some funny sizing in that particular bra... I didn't know there was a corporate conspiracy to make me think I was boobalicious. Fucking ridiculous.

Sushi pack!

2007-11-26T17:08:12Z

ROFL!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IZvwOgodSzE

I <3 Tako. Tako is the best, second only to Wasabi, who is utter *squee* with his random gibberish. The Evil Catfish Overlord is also quite cool. XD This show should be really idiotic, but I'm just dying of enjoyment. XD I need a Wasabi plush.

Transformers movie

2007-11-18T07:08:15Z

Yes, I finally watched it... I was so excited when I saw the first movie previews, that I was just pissing my pants in anticipation to race to the theaters to go and see it the very first show time on opening night by standing in line for hours to get a ticket and a decent seat. But then, every other preview was all "people people people" and I went "well where the fuck have the transformers gone?!?!?" and decided that I didn't want to pay 10.00 for something that might be a great movie, but that might totally destroy the childhood memories.

Well, it does destroy the memories, but it was a good movie, but I'm glad I didn't see it in theaters or I probably would've been far angrier. I have had a lot of vodka right now after all. XD

I mean come on? Unicron is gone as a reason for the war, and there is no energon which is a huge stray from canon. A good stray for a movie, and a forgivable one, but still a very big one. And since those two both happen within the first 5 mins of transformer centric activity, yeah that doesn't look good.

And Barricade as a Deceptacon? He's an Autobot dude! It worked for the movie's plot, but at the same time it's just another of the 23985724896729 that the police have been made out to be corrupted bad asses just for a movie. And people are shocked that no one will trust the police? Maybe if they had a better public image...

I really didn't like the changes to Optimus... The nose cab was a big change from the flat nose, and he never had his trailor the entire movie not even for one quick shout out scene, and I really disliked that they changed his face to have a mouth outside of battle just so CG programmers could show off making him talk. Ok dudes, you WASTED your time because Optimus always had a face mask and always talked with that and EVERY fan would've been ridiculously happy just to see that for the entire movie instead of the creepy paper shredder mouth you gave him.

And you know what dudes, I know Bumblebee was always a favorite. But if it looks like Cliffjumper, talks like Cliffjumper, picks fights like Cliffjumper, thinks it can take on anyone like Cliffjumper, and just happens to be yellow like the limited edition mail-in order misprint Cliffjumper that came in yellow instead of red... then it's NOT BUMBLEBEE YOU MO FOS! Cliffjumper was always my fave. And in the movie they kinda slashed him and Jazz together a bit, and then just decided to rename Cliffjumper to Bumblebee and that REALLY bugs me. I mean come on... The FANS are who you're supposed to be trying to please with these sorts of movies, and the FANS know who Cliffjumper is. The non-fans all know that Bumblebee and Optimus Prime are Autobots and they probably don't know anyone else, but they're also the ones who would be happy just with the words "Michael Bay" and the size of the CG budget and not care about anything else. They should've kept his name as Cliffjumper. The one and ONLY thing true to Bumblebee in the movie is that he was the one that drove the kids around. Though in the old school he drove the generic humans (all two of them, Spike and his son) around.

The generic "govt is evil and keeping all relevant info from you" g-men also bugged me. =( I'm starting to think I'm the only person in the world who doesn't really believe in govt conspiracies everywhere and their mom. I really do think people prefer to ask questions first, and shoot later, and that large scale happenings just cant be completely erased, and that the govt can't just waltz in and whisk you out in their cars without a damn for any laws or personal rights. I really wish writers would make some EFFORT with govt agents but no, it's always "evil asshole trampling all over your rights and entitled to all knowledge which you may not have" and then halfway through the movie when they have no choice, they become awesome good fighting charas on your side helping you out. LAZY FUCKERS! It's not hard to write a more believable govt man who is NICE about trampling over your rights and has LEGAL REASONS to back him up as opposed to the "you're coming with me because I said so" line that gets overused 340957042672 times. That's just lazy writers and that really bugs me. What, you were so busy coming up with a role for a Disney kid that's aged out of the Disney Channel, an anorexic twig we should all believe is hot (although I did like the fact that being as skinny as she was, it made her look more high school than the vast majority of castings out there), and army guys with no military discipline that you just sort of crapped out on the govt agent?

Starscream and Megatron were meh for voices... I wish they'd done more efects on Starscream to give his voice that sort of hoarse jet-engine effect it had in the original series. And Megatron... he just didn't sound evil! At all! There are so many actors who can do EVIL... Like Tim Currey! Even when he tries to sound sweet and understanding, he sounds EVIL! Megatrons just sounded flat... there was no real evil to it.

I mean, I understand the need for more people... It adds more dynamic and let's people relate more... The perfect ethnic balance cast was a bit much... And the little middle eastern kid made me think of Johnny Quest... But I did like the hacker! There are too many skinny sexy hackers in movies, and the overweight geeky brother made me smile! If you spend all day at a computer gaming and hacking, you're going to be fat, so I thought that was fab. The analyst was sort of there the beginning then sort of poofed the end... It just reeked of "oh shit we decided we wanted more people, then forgot to write roles for all these people, because those roles would take time, and that time would subtract from our awesome robot CG!" They should've stuck with a smaller number, and let the robots run the show. People can't fight Megatron. He's a GIANT KICK-ASS ROBOT. nuff said.

The CG was awesome and flawless, and aside from the inability to tell Starscream from Megatron really, and that Ironhide should've been red... It was good. I just really felt that someone had made the call to market the entire thing around the younger generation who can't remember the Transformers series, over the older fans who can. Everyone I heard complain was a fan who remembered all the details of the TV series, while the ones who liked it either didn't know the series at all, or only vaguely remembered the movie or the newer series, which does have more people. But the new series sucks so bleugh to them. XD Nothing beats the original! It just made me sad in the end, because there were really only a few things that they would've needed to do to make the older fans really like it. =( Like keep Optimus's face mask when he talked, or keep Bumblebee as Cliffjumper instead of counting on people just liking that the one transformer they could remember was still yellow. COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, but HEY! He's still yellow!

So yeah... long rant... good watch... but real glad I didn't see it in theaters. Kinda wish they'd named it something else... I mean "Transformers" is the name of the original series... "Transformers: 20XX" or something else would've at least prepared us for more changes...

deathnote on TV?!?!

2007-10-21T07:47:26Z

Holy cow, when did the US buy the rights to the Death Note anime?!?! 330 am on Cartoon Network. Wow. And it actually has a good dub... I almost dare not believe that an US company did it right for once... And dude Luke's voice sounds wicked evil. Although, it was better in the movie... Kinda lacks that crazy hilarity that the movie voice had.

Dude this is really really good...

omg cosplay lunatics!

2007-09-26T04:13:05Z

These guys are... awesome! It's like Ultimate Otaku! Holy cow! I mean sure Transformers cosplay is cool... but Transformers cosplay TRANSFORMING is just beyond awesome!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=C3Mrepqk3Ys

And OMG they did a SKIT! With the movie voiceovers! HOLY SHIT! These guys are the hottest nerds ever!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YzgcR98OwRs

akutou @ 2007-09-19T02:05:00

2007-09-19T06:09:40Z

1. careercruising.com
2. login as nycareers, password landmark
3. go to matchmaker, post the top 10 results

1.Horticulturist
2.Zookeeper
3.Veterinarian
4.Pharmacologist
5.Shipping and Receiving Clerk
6.Fisher
7.Vending Machine Servicer
8.Marine Biologist
9.Geologist
10.Nursery / Greenhouse Grower

??? Horticulturist? Me? The girl who breaks out in hives if her bare skin comes into contact with grass or leaves? Needless to say Career Cruiser may be the worst career matchmaker on the internet XD How are any of those jobs possibly related...

akutou @ 2007-09-19T01:29:00

2007-09-19T05:30:01Z

Tis first watch of the day so I be sending me wenches a post. So me thinks I aught to be telling ye all what I've been a scuppering about. Cast me lot in with a few good cap'ns though the dogs are farting about and can't seem to get their bitts and hawsers fit to sail. So I've been whittling down me poe with the wenches and the wine. Found meself a fine one t'other day which cost me a shiny copper, but tis a fine wine! Aramis be a seaman's shiraz! Me wenches all agreed on that. There was a scrap when the blistering cork went and took me wine hostage, but he's gone the way of the barnacles before him and me wine is safe again! Me shore leave shall be spent well enjoying me booty, and me hearties be finding me in irons by morn!

so happy!

2007-09-13T00:48:16Z

So I have yet another thing to buy from Japan! Tales of Phantasia was released for the Japanese PSP! But... its never coming to the US. Because once again, the US fucked itself up. It's owned by Namco in Japan so they just sell it to whomever they please, but Nintendo bought the rights to it in the US, and so we poor US fans are stuck being deprived of yet another fantastic PSP game because a bunch of old, hoary, greedy American bastards are too busy counting money and trying to get the maximum profit for the rights than to share with the rest of us.

XD Whatever! If I could play Tales of Eternia in raw Japanese I can totally take on Tales of Phantasia! Nevermind that I never made it outside of the very first town in my Japanese pirate game... that one is kicking my linguistic butt still... but I'm pretty sure my crew keeps dying of gaol fever now since I at least know I have food, water, and anti-scorbutics to ward off scurvy! Or maybe I just keep hiring crews that hate each other a lot... o0;;;

http://youtube.com/watch?v=SWY5b3YR3KI

Funny Tales of Phantasia music vid. ^__^ I laughed, and you can youtube the OAV episodes too, which made me *squee*

Though I am still quite pissed to find out that THAT is the major reason why the US has almost no awesome RPGs for the PSP while Japan had dozens upon dozens... Namco rocks Japan, and then Nintendo buys their rights and then fuxxes everything up. o0;; I mean come on... the GBA Tales has dozens of mistranslated words... important words too! And changed names quite randomly. Why does only the US fuck this stuff up? Europe has been getting it right for decades... why cant we just get the British version of the games instead???

3 musketeers in Russian!

2007-09-11T18:02:35Z

This is absolutely hysterical, and I highly recommend it to everyone! Granted I also love older movies and TV dramas, but it really is great! Aside from just the fun of listening to the Russian (and it does have English subs!) it has the even greater enjoyment of being a musical! XD I keep having to stop it because I'm laughing so hard it's making me cry! I think it may be one of the best renditions of the 3 musketeers I've ever seen in that the characterizations are just so perfectly in tune with the novel, and the random song and dance give it the comedy that Dumas' novel originally had back in the day. And even better, it has a playlist option so you don't have to worry about constantly reopening files!

http://youtube.com/view_play_list?p=DFE7506F9931AC21

^_^ I'm so on a 3 musketeers kick right now... I think I've watched 6 or 7 different versions since finding the anime on youtube. =D

Calpis... SO EVIL!

2007-08-15T19:49:13Z

Ok... I'm sure everyone that's ever been to Japan has had Calpis. It's just this really great semi-sweet drink (kinda white and milky looking in the regular kind) and has a bunch of flavors which taste great hot in the winter and cold in the summer. It's fabulous.

Well... I just found out how horribly awesome it really is. XD So it turns out that it's just a slightly "americanized" spelling, which the Japanese original would be karupisu... which just so happens to mean a "loving spoonful" which just so happens to be a cute little euphemism for a shot of cum. =D So every time I was in Japan telling people to drink Calpis and that it tasted great, I was lauding the merits of a shot of cum!

I ♥ Japan and all it's twisted little ways. XD

sous le signe des mousquetaires

2007-08-03T03:20:00Z

This video made me so happy XD

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ghn8i8RyjyU

Anime from the 80s dubbed in French is just awesome. Especially when you know that Aramis is not a "frère" but a "soeur" which is just all shades of awesome. Tres awesome, since the user conveniently has like the whole series uploaded. XD Go learn French people!

http://youtube.com/profile_videos?user=animeapoteux&p=r

omg! swingers on tape!

2007-07-31T20:20:57Z

wtfomglolzlolzlolz! XD Swingers should NOT be allowed to make their own home videos. There's just something horribly horribly wrong with that. And just look at the one in this video! Like, what were they THINKING?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E4OqLxi5hc

kekekekekekekekeke

barf

2007-05-10T02:12:10Z

well isn't this a fine example of Hollywood fuxxing up a good book. Sarah Michelle Geller is going to be playing Nancy Drew in the upcoming movie. Which basically means that instead of being modest, demure, pretty, and intelligent, Nancy Drew is going to be sassy, fresh, and kickbox. Why do they even bother claiming it's Nancy Drew? Why not just call it "Buffy MSTs Nancy Drew"

No offense to Sarah, she did good as Buffy, but now she's like Harrison Ford or Tom Cruise... when you watch a movie with them in it they're not playing the character, you're just getting them with lines that don't always make sense with the character because it was changed for them. Her role is always the same, and when the character doesn't fit the role, some genius changes the character.

Daphne was silly, spoiled, and needed to be rescued because frankly that was how she flirted with Fred in the original series. Sarah Daphne apparently hated Fred, and could do a double backflip onto the villain's head and then catapault him into a well.

Damn I don't ever want to know how she's ruining Nancy Drew now. That's like casting Heath Ledger as Frank Hardy. -_- Polar opposites do not make for a good casting call just because some greedy ass wants to capitalize on all the Buffy fans desperate to see her in anything with a sassy femme kick butt role.

rofl

2007-03-30T01:56:24Z

I spent too much time with Rae yesterday... it had an effect...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1714321/

http://youtube.com/watch?v=MAq4bgi13wo

And after watching the above video, discovered that I am...

How White and Nerdy Are You?

Dude I suck. XD

omgwtfghosthunters!

2006-11-16T02:58:40Z

omg... This is my first time watching a new episode of Ghost Hunters (I've only seen one lame one with Chi and Rae before) and hot damn... This is scaring the shit out of me. Not because of the ghosts, but because of the balls Grant and his buddy have... HOLY SHIT!

They're in Leap Castle in Ireland. They've already seen dancing lights, a VERY CLEAR shadow recorded on the camera that freaked the guy out, had FOOTSTEPS loud enough to be recorded on camera at times when they knew where EVERYONE was, thumping furniture, and one guy after calling the ghost a punk wuss was sent HURLING to the ground. The guy's like crying outside begging to leave now, so what do Grant and his buddy do?

Send one ALONE into the oubliette where this brother brutally butchered his monk brother.

omg... I was dying... The footsteps and thumping were getting louder and louder and finally footsteps ran up th e stairs and then the caretaker freaked out and ran in.

Sure, the shadow was debunked after... but the sound tapes had extra voices. 0_0 They cranked up that one from the oubliette so that the guys voices were almost shouting and had a soft man's voice whispering "help me... help me..." And the one from outside had women's voices... but no women were in the group. *dies*

Mind you I'm a believer... but getting recorded voices is some terrifying shit.. Oh man when they kept replaying those... That's scary ass shit.

akutou @ 2006-09-19T15:04:00

2006-09-19T19:11:43Z

This is the most beautiful example of beaurocratic stupidity I have yet to see. Oh, and I'm not graduating. Why? Well I got a letter 2 months ago that said I was short 8 credits for my major and that was it. And when I called the Registrar to check on it after my lovely advisor fixed it, they told me I was graduating. Then I get a letter from the Registrar saying I'm not because I'm short 8 residency credits. And when I call the Registrar it went like this:

Registrar: "I'm sorry but it says clearly in the student handbook that it is the student's responsability to check on their residency requirement."
Me: "So then why did your letter last month and your staff two weeks ago inform me I was all set on that requirement?"
*awkward pause*
Registrar: "Look, this is a clearly delineated university policy and it was your responsability to check on it."
Me: ... "So would you answer my question already?"

Apparently I was not supposed to call the Registrar to check on my residency status that they are in charge of. I should have broken into the Registrar's Office, rifled through my file, and verified myself that all the little boxes were checked, returned it to it's original place, and snuck out before campus police detected my presence.

I hear there's no waiting period for assault rifles and ammunition down in Georgia. Anyone up for a roadtrip?

hey I do exist...

2006-09-09T04:34:41Z

I suppose I need to start updating this more. My typing is starting to go to the crapper and I need to get it back into shape before I go in for my more formal training on Monday. ^^ Got me a decent interim job while I file all the paperwork for the credit equivalents which will be getting me my degree. Which, while not 100% official yet, does look like it's going to be actually happening.

Fun looking job. Same as my old one just about, working at the answering service in Boston. Only now I'll be working as a human telephone wire for the deaf. XD That's literally what they tell you your role is going to be in the interview. Deaf guy types his message to me, I speak it directly to the person on the regular phone as if I was the deaf guy, they tell me what they want to say, and I type it back to the deaf guy. Human telephone wire. Complete with all the privacy acts to go along with it. Very interesting.

They made a huge point of telling me that this was a service used for all daily communications, and that I would be relaying calls of intense personal, sexual, and perverse natures. XD They also made sure I agreed that I would be comfortable handling things like relay calls to 900 numbers. XD And yes, "comfortable" was the exact word they used. So several weeks from now I will probably be asking "Tara" if she likes it when I touch her there... XD I will be so infuriated if it turns out that it was all false advertising and those sorts of calls rarely happen. I'm looking forward to that.

Although this job does have a very interesting aspect about it. The privacy is ABSOLUTE. We are the legal equivalent of a telephone wire, and your telephone does entitle you to a certain expectation of privacy, so in spite of the fact that we're this random third party listening in, we could never report anything we here. It's rather disturbing to think that I could get a call from Joe Shmoe the evil terrorist setting up drop times for bombs at specific locations, and these could go off and kill hundreds, and I can't do anything. I've watched enough Law & Order to understand the complete legal ramifications of violating those privacy acts, but it's still odd to think that it could happen. What's much more likely is getting calls between lovers with one threatening to beat the other's face in if they don't behave. Which is also odd. I had a call once while working at the answering service in Boston where the caller and her husband were rapidly degenerating into a domestic disturbance, and my supervisor called the police to calm the husband down. It seems wrong somehow to think that something as common sense as that would no longer apply, even though it would be legally impossible and would just make the situation worse by dismissing legally obtained evidence.

Weird huh?

^^ It should be neat though, and it's close to my home which makes the commute very easy and affordable thankfully. XD It's funny, but I actually looked up a typing tutorial to brush up on. My fingering has erm... mutated while in Japan. That and two months with hardly any typing of any sort hasnt been all the great for matters either. =D Ah well.

I shall have to mental note to update more. =D Dont want to deprive you all of my extreme personality. Xo

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akutou @ 2006-08-10T01:28:00

2006-08-10T14:31:21Z

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and now hours later after much sickness, too little sleep, and a good scrub, I still cant read what I wrote courtesy of the empty bottles of Disaronno and raspberry vodka. But at least I can hit post. XDDD

I liiiiiive...

2006-07-17T01:47:05Z

well sort of... The trip home was uneventful, with the exception of my Gundam Seed zippo being confiscated by security... which pissed the ever-loving *&%^ out of me, since I had called Delta to find out how best to transport it home, but no. Apparently they're all morons and assholes. I would have made a stink over it, and gotten the damn case, but my stupid travel agent had booked me a transfer only an hour after my arrival... So with customs, I was actually standing there about to get pissed at the security guy when my flight started boarding.

Snippy letters just aren't as satisfying as pulling down a customer service head. Plus it doesnt get me the stupid zippo back.

Come home... and learn not only did Chi succeed in virally infecting my computer (which had full viris software protection covering it through my return... apparently they just chose NOT to use it...) so bad professional intervention was required. XD And icing on that, her own tower (she decided to upgrade to mine while I was gone) was so ridden it needed a format. Gets me her disks, I format... and OH! Snap. Those weren't the driver disks.

So I spent a week watching rental DVDs and pulling my hair out over lack of any real internet.

Compensated for only by dressing up as pirates for the movie and yarring it up in the theater. Best line: right after we sit down, guy behind us turns to his girlfriend and says "See! I told you I could've worn my pirate costume and nobody would have made fun of me!"

Corset + push-up bra + me = obscenely boobalicious

mwar. shopping

2006-06-28T17:14:42Z

Yay for Ikebukuro! Started my day there while waiting for Cat to finish her city hall errands, and went to Animate to use my filled point card. Browsed around, bought 3 more volumes of the series I love, went back a forth a bit and decided to splurge and get myself the new Harukanaru 3 artbook, which I had initially thought was some crappy Haru/Angelique mix, but no. They just decided to clone two of the Angelique charas in as extras in Harutoki 3. That alone was almost my point card, but all year I'd been forgetting to go in with the volume numbers (I bought them randomly, and out of order) of my series, so i had been planning on getting those at the end since oh, December. And then the May doujinshi presses were on the wall and I couldn't resist this one totally hot Roy x Ed one, and this beautiful one of brotherly love - hey, wait, OH DEAR GOD IS THIS YA-OH-EE?!?!?! - for Cindy. It was calling to me.

Lil splurge right? Well, it turns out if you use your point card in addition to the 3000 yen free, afterwards you get a 500 yen gift card. And since it was a promotional week, I actually got two additional 500 yen certificates, so 1500 yen MORE free stuff. -_- If I'd known that fuckers, I would have waited and gone back up for my damn manga! So had to go back up, but being limited on space went to the merch section instead. No neat stuff for me, so grabbed random cell phone danglies for peeps. If you are not in my last minute anime omiyage, do not feel excluded! XD It is the lack of space. Not the lack of love.

So then ate delicious Okonomiyake, then notice people lining up for Deathnote across the street and mosy over JUST in time for the starting credits and some of the last seats for it. XD

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I <3 the way L sits. It wasn't as hunched in the manga... I mean, in shots I remember L was more of slouched and almost hiding behind his knees, but in the movie it was just coyly sexy. XDDDD He was awesome. I can't believe he's not an actor. Just the childish mannerisms and naively know-it-all, yum! Although I may have developped a cavity from watching him consume all the sugar. That poor guy must have puked so much during the shooting of those scenes. I also really loved how Light's character progressed into megalomania, and wasn't just immediately evil. That was really awesome and OMG the END!!

I looked inside my suitcase for space for the manga and there was none and I cried. ;_; I read a volume last summer and while it was interesting the artwork didn't hook me, and the character development seemed flatter. But now with (to me at least) dynamic characters who were fuckingly awesome, I cant WAIT to get my hands on the manga.

Gee I hope that I dont dislike the movie after reading all the manga, because right now that movie was utterly awesome. My only HUGE complaint was the choice for Misa. She was bad. She was just a terrible loli. Terrible. She didn't fit the character, and in the manga volume I read and from my friend explaining her background at the time, you really get a much more manipulatively catty lolita who's just at home being a bitch while demanding attention sweetly on the cosplay bridge in harajuku. Didn't like her casting at all. She needs to go spend more time in Harajuku and get a mentor before the 2nd movie, where her role will be much larger.

Then booked it to Akihabara, to buy external hard drive goodness. When Chi mentionned colors I realized that she was talking about the lil sleek portable ones... Which aren't as durable from what I've heard, and no comp sci geek of any real standing uses one. Plus, for the same price I could get one 3x the size in memory. XDDDD 300 GB external hard drive. About the size of a standard hard cover book, and that's including the fan attachment set that increases the life. XDDDD

It's name shall be Enric.

Then... had another 6000 yen free from the super sale 18% free points that came with that. XD So bought more electronically goodness.

^^ Life is good.

Now must remember to go buy Gothic Loli Bible tomorrow that has Hakuei cosplayed as Captain Jack Sparrow. Because that is goodness best shared outside of Japan.

akutou @ 2006-06-27T13:01:00

2006-06-27T04:07:55Z

Hooha... I just bought a suitcase. Duffle bag. ^^ It was there, it was red, how could I resist? And it is a MONSTER. 8000 yen (under 70$ given the exchange right now), and it holds 64L. XD Yea, like that number was meaningless to me too, but it looked big AND it had wheels! So I bought it and figured, hey, I'll save myself the 85$ (US) fee an extra suitcase check would cost by not needing to use all my lil pieces of luggage. So I get home, and it turns out it was collapsed... Like it has this way you can zip the top together which, when unzipped, lets it unfold into its true MONSTER form.

It's big. XD It fit ALL of my plush (I... uh... guesstimate them to be around 80 right now... almost all midsize ones too... XD), 9 binders filled with paperwork, 22 books, 8 magazines, and a whole schmuckload of clothes.

There is so little left in my room now, it feels lonely and sad. ;_; So it turns out while my life in Japan does not fit into 2 suitcases, it does fit into a 64L duffle...

*grabs a Sharpie and goes to personalize the Monster Duffle of Doom*